Hilarious 100 Funny Procrastination Quotes to Brighten Your Day

Welcome to our curated collection of “Funny Procrastination Quotes”!

Procrastination is a common habit that many people struggle with, myself included. It’s the art of delaying or postponing tasks, often because we find them boring, overwhelming, or simply because we’d rather do something else.

Despite knowing that we should be working on important tasks, we often find ourselves scrolling through social media, watching funny videos, or finding other ways to avoid the work at hand.

However, amidst the frustration of procrastination, there is often humor to be found. Funny procrastination quotes can help us laugh at our own tendencies to put things off. They remind us that we’re not alone in our struggle and that sometimes, it’s okay to take a break and enjoy a moment of levity.

These quotes can also serve as a gentle nudge to get back to work and tackle those tasks we’ve been avoiding.

Best Funny Procrastination Quotes

#1

“I’ll finish this thought later.”

#2

“If it’s important, it can wait until tomorrow.”

#3

“I’ll do it…eventually.”

#4

“I can always put it off for five more minutes.”

#5

“Everything takes longer than you think, even procrastination.”

#6

“Perfection is my process for procrastination.”

#7

“A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.”

#8

“Later is better than never, which is better than right now.”

#9

“He who hesitates is sometimes saved.”

#10

“I’m searching Google for more ways to procrastinate from doing actual work.”

#11

“But if I started now I’d be too tired to relax later.”

#12

“Let me just rest my eyes…for 8 consecutive hours.”

#13

“I’ll schedule my anxiety about deadlines into my calendar.”

#14

“I’m so ahead of schedule, my schedule’s behind.”

#15

“Someday is not a day of the week.”

#16

“I’ll celebrate not being productive by being unproductive.”

#17

“As long as you’re busy, you don’t have to be productive.”

#18

“Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow…and possibly even longer.”

#19

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

#20

“Why do today what you can avoid til tomorrow?”

#21

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” – Oscar Wilde

#22

“I cry because I have no time to cry.”

#23

“Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.” – Christopher Parker

#24

“I don’t have time to organize my time.”

#25

“The task that always takes me the longest is finding my keys and getting out the door.”

#26

“I’ll work unless I’m feeling lazy, and then I’ll probably be lazy.”

#27

“Hey, let’s not do it today. Or ever.”

#28

“I never put off what I can totally avoid.”

#29

“Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.” – J. M. Barrie

#30

“Rest is never lost. It accumulates as surely as the sands of the desert.”

#31

“My morning motto: Wake me up when the work day is over.”

#32

“Maybe if I don’t think about it, it will go away.”

#33

“I’ll get more organized as soon as I clean my desk.”

#35

“Let me tab this task mentally in my brain for later.”

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#36

“I can do it, just as soon as I do this other thing that I’m doing right now instead.”

#37

“Hey, wanna help me not do my homework?”

#38

“Multitasking is doing nothing at the same time.”

#39

“I’ll accept that challenge…later.”

#40

“Yeah, I’m kind of an expert at pretending to work.”

#41

“Call me ambitious but I like to put things off until the last possible second.”

#42

“To Google how to be productive, or to keep scrolling on Reddit…”

#43

“I actually had a deadline today, I just missed it.”

#44

“Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode.” – Don Roff

#45

” I’m not procrastinating. I’m proactively delaying the implementation of the energy-intensive phase of the project until the enthusiasm factor is at its maximum effectiveness.”

#46

“I think of myself as something of a connoisseur of procrastination, creative and dogged in my approach to not getting things done.” – Susan Orlean

#47

“If it weren’t the last minute, nothing would get done.” – Rita Mae Brown

#48

“The perfect time to start something never arrives.”

#49

“No thanks, I think I’ll continue to waste this beautiful day.”

#50

“I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!” – Sam Levenson

#51

“I’m not a procrastinator. I’m just extremely productive at unimportant things”

#52

“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.” – Robert Benchley

#53

“We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, ‘I have a problem with procrastination, too.’ I said ‘Really?… Get my sandwich.’” – Ellen DeGeneres

#54

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” – Don Marquis

#55

“If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing.” – Homer Simpson

#56

“Procrastination always gives you something to look forward to.” – Joan Konner

#57

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome

#58

“I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I will procrastinate in order to create this pressure.” – Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

#59

“One of the greatest labor-saving inventions of today is tomorrow.” -Vincent. T. Foss

#60

“Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” – Ellen DeGeneres

#61

“I’ll clean my room after I’m dead.”

#62

“But if I start now, I won’t have time to rest later.”

#63

“Procrastination is the thief of time, but also the enabler of binge-watching.”

#64

“The sooner I fall behind, the more time I have to catch up“

#65

“The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.”

#66

“Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.” – Ellen DeGeneres

#67

“If you are planning to do something today, don’t do it, you will have nothing to do tomorrow”

#68

My mother always told me I wouldn’t amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, “just wait” – Judy Tenuta

#69

“Never put off until tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.” – Mark Twain

#70

“I’m far too busy now to write down all the things I need to do.”

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#71

“The only time procrastination is helpful is when it gives you more time to procrastinate.”

#72

“Procrastination gives you something to look forward to. “– Joan Konner

#73

“Do you know what happens when you give a procrastinator a good idea? Nothing!” – Donald Gardner

#74

“If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.” – Richard Miller

#75

“The fact that I procrastinate and things done is the reason I still procrastinate.”

#76

“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” – Don Herold

#77

“Why do today what you can re-delegate to someone else?”

#78

“I’ll buy a planner…right after my next nap.”

#79

“Procrastination: because who needs productivity when you can have a Netflix marathon?”

#80

“Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW“

#81

“Procrastinator? No. I save all my homework until the last minute because then I’ll be older, and therefore wiser.”

#82

“The trouble is that you think you have time.” – Jack Kornfield

#83

“You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that? Last-minute panic.”

#84

“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth putting off for an appropriate amount of time.”

#85

“I’ll do my best work right before the absolute, non-negotiable deadline.”

#86

“Just resting my thumbs for a bit before getting back to work.”

#87

“I’ll start self-improvement immediately…as soon as this TV show is over.”

#88

“I’ll exercise as soon as I find the motivation – and some comfortable shoes.”

#89

“Out of time? I think you mean I have more time to not do this.”

#90

“Procrastination is like a fine wine; it gets better with age.”

#91

“You know you are getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate.”

#92

“Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.” – Abraham Lincoln

#93

“I don’t like wasting time, I am just good at it.“

#94

“I’ll work quicker tomorrow, since I’ll feel rushed and be in panic mode.”

#95

“I have a black belt in procrastination. I just can’t find it right now.”

#97

“Doing, doing
getting done…
Ha, maybe later,
now’s for fun.” – Terri Guillemets

#98

“Don’t fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all” – Mignon McLaughlin

#99

“Better late than never…but never late is better.”

#100

“Hey, focused avoidance is still a type of focus, right?”

Remember, it’s okay to laugh at ourselves sometimes, but it’s also important to try our best to get things done. So, let’s find humor in our procrastination, but also remember to tackle our tasks with determination.