Laugh It Off: Funny Quotes for a Fun Thursday

Welcome to a fun look at our collection of “Funny Quotes For Thursday”.

Thursday is not as famous as Monday or Friday. But it’s still an interesting day. On Thursdays, people have complicated feelings about work. Some feel impatient for the week to be over. Some find their jobs amusing. Others just feel tired and want the day to pass quickly. Many people want to be productive, but also wish they could take more naps!

These mixed feelings about Thursdays have inspired funny quotes over time. Some quotes, joke about watching the clock instead of working. Others talk about needing lots of coffee to get through the day.

These quotes use humor to capture how many office workers feel on Thursdays – stuck in the middle, waiting for Friday.

Best Funny Quotes For Thursday

#1

“It’s Thursday… or as I like to call it… Day 4 of the hostage situation”

#2

“The best thing about Thursday is that no one calls it hump day.” – Dean Johnston

#3

“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell

#4

“I have a love-hate relationship with Thursdays. Love that it’s almost Friday, hate that it’s not Friday yet.”

#5

“Thursday mornings are the gateway to the weekend, but someone forgot to give them the memo.”

#6

“This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.” – Douglas Adams

#7

“Thursday is the day when it’s socially acceptable to have a countdown for the weekend.”

#8

“If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?“

#9

“You get a Thursday, you get a Thursday, everybody gets a Thursday!” – Oprah Winfrey

#10

“Thursday: The day when you realize you’re only one day away from being able to say, ‘I survived another week!'”

#11

“Thursday. The most useless day. it only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week…and it’s still not over.”

#12

“It’s not just any Thursday; it’s a ‘Tolerable Thursday,’ where we convince ourselves that maybe, just maybe, this day won’t test our patience too much.”

#13

“If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be SHIT: Sure Happy It’s Thursday.”

#14

“Good morning, Thursday! Let’s make today so productive that we can afford to be lazy tomorrow.”

#15

“Good morning, Thursday! Let’s pretend we’re productive until Friday rolls around and we can finally relax.”

#16

Why don’t scientists trust atoms on Thursdays? Because they make up everything… even excuses to leave work early!

#17

“Playing on a Thursday and then a Sunday is not a problem.” – Michael Laudrup

#18

“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.“

#19

“Thursday: where a positive outlook is just a fancy term for convincing ourselves that the weekend is practically knocking on the door.”

#20

“Why did the tomato turn green on Thursday? It was “green” with envy of Friday!“

Quotes For Thursday Funny

#21

“What’s a Thursday’s favorite fruit? Pineapple, because it’s always “pine”-ing for the weekend!“

#22

“What’s a Thursday’s favorite exercise? Lunges, because it’s always one step closer to the weekend!“

#23

“Why did the bicycle fall over on Thursday? Because it was two-tired from the workweek!“

#24

“Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” – John Farley

#25

“Thursday’s goal: make it to Friday without appearing too disheveled.”

#26

“Better days are just around the corner. They are called Friday, Saturday, and Sunday!“

#27

“It was a sinking feeling, that feeling when you wake up thinking its Friday only to realize its Thursday.” – Danielle Poulin

#28

“Thursday: The day I consider putting ‘meeting survivor’ on my resume.”

#29

“I’m not saying Thursdays are terrible, but they’re definitely the ugly duckling of the workweek.”

#30

“Thursday: The day when you can almost taste the freedom, but you still have to tie up loose ends before the weekend.”

#31

“On Thursdays, we wear our ‘almost weekend’ badges with pride.”

#32

“Thursday: The day when you’re torn between wanting to be productive and wanting to watch cat videos online“

#33

“Thursday: The day when you realize that you’ve mastered the art of pretending to be productive.”

#34

“Happy Thursday! Let’s conquer the day before it even knows what hit it.”

#35

“This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before.” – Maya Angelou

#36

“Thursday: The day I set my out-of-office message to ‘Gone fishing, mentally.’”

#37

“Thursday: The day when coffee becomes a survival tool, not just a beverage.”

#38

“It’s Thursday, so let’s all take a moment to appreciate that we’ve made it this far.”

#39

“Thursday mornings are like a game of Jenga. You’re trying to keep it all together until Friday, but sometimes it all falls apart.”

#40

“Thursday is the day when I do my best work, but my mind is already planning a grand escape to the weekend.”

Funny Thursday Quotes For Work

#41

“Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” – John Farley

#42

“Thursday: because sometimes even caffeine can’t save us.”

#43

“Thursday is like a productivity test, and I’m pretty sure I’m failing.”

#44

“Thursday: The day when I start counting down the hours until it’s acceptable to start counting down the hours until Friday.”

#45

“Thursday: The day when you’re torn between wanting to be productive and wanting to crawl back into bed.”

#46

“Thursday is like a speed bump in the middle of the workweek, slowing us down just enough to make us appreciate the weekend.”

#47

“Thursday is the day when you can’t decide if you need a hug or a large cup of coffee. Maybe both.”

#48

“Thursday: The day when you realize that your to-do list is longer than the hours left in the week.”

#49

“The day when you start to question if your productivity is slowly declining or if it’s just a side effect of the impending weekend.”

#50

“Thursday: The day when you can practically smell Friday, but you’re not allowed to taste it just yet.”

#51

“Thursday is like a gateway drug to the weekend. It gives you a taste of freedom and makes you crave more.”

#52

“Finally, Thursday is here to tease us with a glimpse of the weekend.”

#53

“Forget about Monday blues, Thursday blues are the real deal.”

#54

“Funny how Thursdays feel like a marathon, while Fridays feel like a sprint.”

#55

“Fueled by caffeine and the promise of Friday on Thursdays.”

#56

“Don’t forget to practice your ‘TGIF’ dance moves in the office.”

#57

“On Thursdays, we wear business casual…but also secretly wish we could wear sweatpants.”

#58

“Thursday is the day when the office printer decides it’s had enough and goes on strike.”

#59

“Thursday: where my calendar mocks my weekend aspirations with a sly grin.”

#60

“Thursday: the day when you’re convinced you’ve been working for 72 hours straight, even though it’s only been 3.”

Sunday Scaries Strike Again! 80 Quotes About Ending Weekend

Thursdays can be tough for working people, but don’t worry! Funny quotes for Thursday can help make the day a little better. They remind us that we’re not alone in wanting the weekend to come faster. Even though Thursdays can be a bit of a drag, they still deserve some love.

Without them, we wouldn’t appreciate Fridays and weekends as much. So, when Thursday feels like it’s dragging on, remember that it will eventually end.

Enjoy the small victories throughout the day and find some funny quotes to make you smile. Before you know it, Friday will be here!